Funny video-games quotes

Here, we share our LOL moments in video-games, either it is from the game itself or while playing with others. Anything that has been heard from PCs, NPCs or even players that made you laugh or simply found it funny, but remember to remain polite!

My first one would be from Dragon Age Origins, idle conversation between Oghren and Alistair.

Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.
Alistair: You think so, do you?
Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.
Alistair: Really.
Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair: That's disgusting.
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair: I think that's private.
Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. I like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair: Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.

If you haven't understood yet, Oghren, a Dwarven Warrior, was literally speaking of a blade, a weapon, while Alistair, a Human Templar raised in the Chantry, holy place praying daily for the Maker (God), was thinking of some "other blade"...

i dont remember the exact words but im a female rogue elf (its been a while idk the names of stuff lol) and i was trying to get laid by the warrior and we are having a normal conversation im choosing all the i like u kinda choices and for one choice was pretty much i wanna fuck u right now and then he goes off talking about his childhood. lol

T'was probably the secret character. Those any of those names comes to your mind?
- Alistair (Human templar, first ally)
- Oghren (Drawven warrior)
- Sten (Qunari warrior, found in Lothering, caged up)
- Zevran (Elf rogue, assassin hired to kill you)

Else, the secret character, I haven't found him yet...


My quote of the day : Army of two 40th day.

Chapter 2, after descending the crane.

Rios : Alice, we've hit the bottom, but there's no exit.
Bus crashes through the wall, ramming a citizen on the way.
Salem : Scratch that, found it...


Second one would be in the zoo, when finding a dead elephant, while playing RIOS.

Rios : Hey Salem, what's big, grey, weight about a ton and people loves to shoot at?
Salem : Huh, you?
Rios : Screw you...

its alistair i didnt get very far in the game i lost interest

Too bad, the further you get, the funnier it is! ^^

If you ever got a chance to listen to all of them, they're ALL funny.

Left 4 Dead II. ALL of Ellis' stories about his friends. ^^